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Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
02/03/2016 at 23:20 • Filed to: None

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... I got the most disturbing text message from a random person. Normally, I’d be posting it, but I think it’s quite too grave to share.

Should I send this to the police or should I just delete it and act like nothing has happened? I’m leaning towards the former but I have no clue how to handle this without dealing with potential repercussions out of fear.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! marshknute > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:23

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If it’s a death threat, or similar, there’s no reason not to report it to the police. Especially if it’s a random person you don’t know.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:23

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something like: i’m ready to hide the body?

its usually some kid having fun. you COULD get them into a bunch of shit for it :D


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:23

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We have no context with which to form a decision.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > marshknute
02/03/2016 at 23:23

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^^^^^^^ What this guy said


Kinja'd!!! A slushbox can be fun, too! > For Sweden
02/03/2016 at 23:26

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Seconded.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:28

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If it involves matters of legality, then I’d say yes, tell the police.


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:28

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if it involves a threat of harm to themselves or someone else, you should report it. if its just disturbing, but not threatening, probably ignore.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:29

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Share it on the CL?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > For Sweden
02/03/2016 at 23:31

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Something about a body.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:33

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Call the police


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:33

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I can only assume that its either something involving death, or children.

Either way, I would strongly consider taking it to the proper authorities. If (in the case that it was illegal) catch the person for what they did I’m not sure you would want to be somehow implicated.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > bob and john
02/03/2016 at 23:34

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Googling the number brought me to a list of escort sites and I'm afraid I have some bad news for you..


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
02/03/2016 at 23:35

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They said something about a body if that counts


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:37

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“You guys wanna go see a dead body?”

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:38

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oooookay then.

yea, police it is.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:38

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Call the police!!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:39

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Call the police.


Kinja'd!!! pfftballer > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:40

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Just post it. Nothing is “too grave to share”. Saying that makes it look like you’re just trolling for attention. We’re all adults here. Out with it.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:42

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:43

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Dead hooker?


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 23:48

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Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/03/2016 at 23:52

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Call the police non emergency not number.


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/04/2016 at 00:32

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Dude, the fuck. I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly, I don’t want to know. What I do know is that you are either trolling for attention or are seriously concerned.

If it’s the former, congratulations. You got the attention. I doubt, however, that it’ll be the attention you wanted. If it’s the latter, then why in the name of clap-infected koalas are you posting about it here!? Your first course of action should always, without question, be to inform the proper authorities. All else is secondary until that has been achieved.

Pro Tip: Oppositelock is NOT included on the list of potentially proper authorities to alert and inform.

That’s as far as I’m going to go here. You know what to you need to do. Go and do it. I don’t want to see, hear, or know anything more about this; it’s just a bad idea in every imaginable context for everyone involved here.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > pfftballer
02/04/2016 at 00:47

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Trust me, I’d rather shoot myself than troll with something that’s not even close to being funny.


Kinja'd!!! pfftballer > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/04/2016 at 00:59

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Funny? Nobody is expecting it to be funny. This isn’t funny, it’s you being purposely inscutable. Whatever man. If you wanted real advice you’d give a real story.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > pfftballer
02/04/2016 at 01:09

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Kinja'd!!! pfftballer > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
02/04/2016 at 01:10

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If you don’t reply asking where you’ve failed us all.

Also sorry for coming off like a dick I honestly thought you were making shit up. Regardless I’d milk this fool for everything I could get and then go to the police with it. He’s already used his best body hiding spot, no need to fear him. ;)


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > pauljones
02/04/2016 at 01:39

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Maybe he doesn’t have someone else in his personal life who he feels comfortable consulting on the topic.